and im bustin' up mah brains for the words
set the scene nevets
3 52 tuesday aftahnooon
eternal
goodbye bacchus
hang on yabbers wall like a good god should
im only 29 in the chartes now
(sob)
i dont care
(panic...feeling of sliding into ooze of obscurity)
what do i nevets yeblik care for yonder blogge charte
yonder index of prestige n mettle
a gauge of popularity
a way of seeing whos who
ha!
i'll lock my self away in an eastern suburbs monastery
and type my loverly blogs for me me! ME!
and only ii! I! will get to read em
an i donna care if some goose is gonna cook
under the milky whey tonite on the telly
so donna tella me bout it now
(but you can be sure crafty ol' nevets is watchin')
television oh television
my face should be plastered all over every screen
my soft dulcid melodious voice should pump from every speaker
my blogge and only my blogge should be at # 1
bah puny earthlings
how could you understand my destiny
IS TO BE # 1 ON THE BLOGGECHARTES !!
i will never rest
i will always be plotting
ha
is it gonna take an eroticon de blogge to make the one
more rants n raves n all yer faves
georgie dubble ya money back to the wall
and i ran iran so far away.....
aurora bore all of us we say to our little a.
eve...why dontcha leave...thats our little joke round here too
the water so cold today fiendss
so cold at the edge of time
saw jonny z bassist extraordinaire at pool
plus brother john n matty c
(both lookin' fit n trim i must add)
only did 18 laps but i lied to myself
and i lied to everybody else
getting real hooked on oophoi
gettting real hooked on catherines weal too
a millioin times better for this olde space rocker
than the ye olde radiumheads
but thats jus my private opinion
between you me an the other 1100 jokers on here each day
christ i need somethin' controversial to hitch mah ratings up
i feel like the ratings are my trousers n theyre slowly falling down
(control thyselves, thouest fair maidens, the metafor is in jest)
i wanna pull my ratings UP
do you know how humiliated it is sliding down a fucking chart
with a bare arse?
or even a bare ass?
or even a bear donkey...ha ha nevets..thats pathetic
cmon people
indulge my ego
its outta control now
who cares?
its in charge and it wants one
it wants 1!
give me one
it moans
oh my muse i am besotted with the position one
sadly unattainable nevetsy my deer deer bouy
but why muse why
because nevets
because
youre
just
too
damned
goode !!!!
(lawd, ain' it the troof!!!)
do you really mean it muse?
yes darling nevets
after all whose muse am i anyway?
oh yer mine
all mine...
aint ya?
muse?
aint ya?
muse?
you aint been round rob dickos have ya?
i mean...
muse?
muse?
(sound of a disconnected phone line.....fade)
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Nevets, it's just my humble opinion, but I really think the eroticon blog will get you up there baby. Please give it a try ok!
Love
the Grecian Girl in Melby
i advise no erotica - you will make yourself appear a twat (think of Alastair Campbell) - not that you will listen you reckless, feckless medium grade pop star - pip
life's an ocean.. ;)
if you are feeling erotic, then post erotic. if you aren't, then don't post for the hype ;)
advice from the kat
"stuck on my eyes"
nite, or g'morning.
I hear Mariah Carey and Snoop Dog are gonna release an R'n B cover of UTMW.
Maybe they'll get you a worldwide smash Hit in the REAL charts SK.
Apparently the B-Side is gonna be "is this where you live". I personally can't wait to hear it!
o, k
haven't done homework yet
still 7 blogs to go after crete
but just because you mention it
last night i rediscovered broken nose by cw
and that's even better than ma solituda
just read you'll be touring australia electric
what a shame
so far away
m
Erotica, huh? Hmmm...my interest is piqued! ;)
You deserve to be #1 every day on the bloggecharts, SK! Just remember that, even when you're not, we're still here and still reading and enjoying.
Somehow I missed Catherine Wheel, so I'm finally going to check them out after your raves here.
lily
I think you should don up in some cool threadz
and make some breakdancing videos
magic tricks, rollerskates, parakeets
hoola hoops while singandancing to some music
you can be quite a razzjazzician..
cuz yu cant just go blue on it
unless its cool and or flowing without excessive leakage
I mean you could create a new
universe of sci-erotikai then maybe
but then you will need some really
slick robes and such..
I think you should electrify it or trick it out
and also use words like slick and trickin more...
maybe in a song...
pebbles in the pond..
jaime r..
oh! and when you do that erotica blog (remember it has to be an audio blog -- you need to use that soft porn voice to your best advantage) make sure to feature Rob D and have Cantilever playing. Not only will you rocket to the top of the blog charts, but you will get a whole lotta motors running. ;-)
You know this is good advice -- the SKSC wouldn't steer you wrong.
Pull up your pants!!
Never liked Yorke c.s. No matter what they say about being influenced by you know who. Been listening to Augie M. a lot lately. Wonderful songs. And not to forget the occasional Fanclub. How come nobody in this blog ever mentioned them?
steve, stop moaning and sulking!
Now your dilemna, is it rockwiz maybe? ..a gardening segment?
I know!! one of the travel guys on 'Getaway'? Yes, that makes sense, they read your road blog :) You really SHOULD be on tv, you're born to be in showbiz, .. you'd make a brilliantly wicked gameshow judge! You'd confound them with your wit, intelligence and good looks... a first, never been done before! an enigma!
my my though, you have a fickle muse?! Im gonna knock some sense into her... hussy!
and ps you write erotica nearly every day, you just dont know it!
Just so you know - Erik Satie was the editor of his own newspaper - and the only subscriber. He was the priest of his own church - and the only member of the congregation. He invented a language - which he was the sole speaker of.
And look at him - they use his music in car commercials, don't they?
Re: erotic blog
Are you TRYING to make our heads es'plode? DO YOU WANT THAT ON YOUR CONSCIENCE? Methinks not.
Besides. There would be zero comments after that. You know. Due to the carnage.
No, dont listen to them, just do it Nevets.
luv Amanda
to write one or not write one, that IS the question, isn't it?
decisions, decisions.
(the phone's ringing.....i think it's your muse calling...)
smallsuburbofamerican idyl
'under the milky GGGGAAAAUAUAUAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
sk
out of curiosity, do you actually have any say in where and how your tunes get butchered? I was putting my kids to bed tonight while my wife was watching her mainstream tv stuff and this god awful noise drifted in from the lounge...i didnt stick around to hear the 'judges' opininion but fuck me man...what the fuck was THAT????
my two cents...stay clear of showbiz...it is a truely hideous beast...
audioblogography---and a belt could prove ta be useful.Ya slay me.---What can I do ta help??
ps Im only half serious on the tv stuff but I do think you should be exposed to the public (not physically exposed!:) but your voice and wit at least, on the radio more.
You know, music is the closest man has come to replicating nature! well, i didnt come up with that myself, Denton did, but its SO true. "its the only truly great invention of the human race"
... besides high heels
"it makes us travel through time and affects us emotionally in the way that only a scent can"
Now those are words of a comedian who longs to be a musician..and you are both
you can do it steve...#1 or bust!!! soon they won't even be called blogs...they'll just be called steves!!! ; )
mark
would be happy to see you on the telly or whatever is planned...
Greetings Our Glorious Leader. Your wish etc..........number 27 & climbing!!!
Keep your pants on SK. I mean I adore you & all that but the shorts are quite enough matey.
Love you more,
Dave M
Steve, the reality is you did make it to number 1 on Blog Rankers. You were number 1 there for ages! I just had a look there and you have now plummeted to number 62.
Please stop the sulking! It does not become you.
Hey, there's only 85 more days until November 22!
Hey Steve,
I watched Australian Idol tonight (what can I say, I'm not perfect & slipped in the taste department!!!!!) and one of the contestants sung "Under the Milky Way". Mark Holden & Marcia Hines gave thumbs up for the song selection...well that's some trivia for you anyways...
Luv ya,
Taste-less
PS
Is anyone watching RockStar on Fox 8? My money's on Dilana....what says you?
Dear Mr. SK,
Do you like the Pharoah Sanders at all?
John Garratt
I dunno anything about blog popularity, Steve, but I do know plenty about Oöphoi. Check out the Bardo CD by him, you'll love it, I promise.
BB
"We were too good for the bloody charts."
-Robert Forster
SK-
Geez - you grumble about always bein' in the spotlight and -
havin' to be the "Actor on Stage" all throughout the tour and now -
ya can't stand bein' out of it and needs a little attention from -
us peoples whos
("-", sorry)
yous was tellin' ya needed "some more time to meeselfs so's I can rest and recollect and smokie smokie more hoocha-pa" ? -
EGAD NEVETS! You actually care about being King Blog for the day? -
Indeed sir! But you jus' keep drillin' ol' G.W. Bush and you just sees what ya get -
Not only from this Deetroit Homeboy but from the NSA Cats that will zap your bloggie and silence thee for evermore -
Not only from this Deetroit Homeboy but from the NSA Cats that will zap your bloggie and silence thee for evermore -
Not only from this Deetroit Homeboy but from the NSA Cats that will zap your bloggie and silence thee for evermore -
yes .... (forgive dial-up connection speed) .... EVERMORE !!!
Hello Steve! Been loving your blog lately. I'm so glad to hear you sounding lighter since returning from the tour. Which Oophoi are you listening to?
Favorite OOPHOI Albums:
1. Celestial Geometries
2. The Spirals of Time
3. Mare Imbrium
4. Wouivre
5. Subterranea
6. Athlit
7. Bardo
Where to buy:
Soleilmoon - http://www.soleilmoon.com
Groove Unlimited - http://www.groove.nl/
Direct from Oophoi - http://www.deeplistenings.it/pages/oophoiA.htm
If you like Oophoi, you might also enjoy Alio Die... He's an Italian artist highly regarded as one of the best ambient composers out there. His stuff is often dark, deep, always intellegent, and at times challenging. These words spring to mind: sound collage, loops, ritualistic, keen observer of nature, inspired by nature, memory, impressions, documenting the fragility of life through music. Check out http://www.aliodie.com.
#1???
Be curious of the ego and its many guises! Ok, just to help you out - you've been at the top of my chart for YEARS. It's a very close race with David Sylvian but I find myself returning to your stuff more often. Really digging the Isidore disk too especially Nothing New and the hidden track. Also loved the first Hex disk.
Fave Church
If I could tell you anything (I wished it were possible in Ferndale or Chicago), it would be that After Everything Now This is the most beautiful ambient / rock album ever made! Your lyrics/stories on that album are simply amazing in their depth and beauty!
Peace,
Brian
Oh well, SK, I hope this helps.
By the way - them demoting Pluto to a "nonplanet", man that just drives me bats yet again! Pluto was the same before we call it "planet" and is the same after we call it "nonplanet" - it doesn't change and it don't care. But because of our labels we somehow see it differently - who do we think we are, anyway? We Peoples and our reliance on Our labels to define Reality - BALDERDASHERY, eh ?
8-)
Aussie Idol has singers singing UTMW ?
("teeheeheeheeheehee!")
jeezuz...
the pressure...
page 47
is being reedited
re-researched
re-hashed
and reviewed
now i've sipped from the well, my o-muzing king,
i'm hanging from the tree
there's no venue watch it
lest it be: MB=l(s)*(kbit/s)/8,388.608
no address to send
lest it be: the trash
now your mother's lookin' over ya
it's not going to be nine days but nine eternities
creative but not spontaneous
...and now its gotta be primetime flatland...
inn o' sense
it don't make no sense
trick
That was fooking funny! Damn that Muse...sneakin' off to Rob Dicko's! I didn't see the "Idol" (I don't even watch it here in the states), but I hope that cat at least didn't butcher UTMW! Anyway, you ROCK! Good luck with the blogge, hope you/we get it! Have a good one, Kilbo!
BV
Uh oh, looks like I started an Oophoi obsession/addiction. Sorry about that, SK, my fault entirely. Had I known you would be so smitten, I would've burned ya 20 more discs! Funny to see Mr. Bieniowski here, yes he's an Oophoi aficionado as well as Church-head. Know him from the Hypnos (ambient label) message boards. Well, just so ya know, I burned you my fave three, so you got da best dude!! But if you'd like to know where to go next, here's my recommendation:
1) Mare Imbrium
2) Mare Tranquilitatis
3) Subterranea
4) Archaic Oceans
Avail. at all those goode websites Brian mentioned.
Will wait for the SK/Oophoi collaboration with baited breath.
P.S. Mr. Oophoi loves your "Earthed" CD, he even used the cover image on one his Deep Listenings ambient magazine issues.
--Chris in San Francisco
5 years that's all we've got.
5 years my brain hurts a lot.
alright...ladies and gentlemen. enough with the slithery snake stuff. think we've got enough "marmalade" down here to keep us all vibrating at such a low frequency already. do we really need more oohs and aaahs. turn off your televisions. learn how to play guitar or something. enough already!!!!!!!! i come hear to read intelligent and witty thoughts and (sometimes) comments. not "oh sk....help me rub one out." aaaaarrrrggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Craig
p.s. yeah, yeah...i know. i gotta learn to play nice with all the others...yeah...yeah...all one....i just get tired of the lowest common denominator stuff....that stuffs pushed in our face constantly.
Bring on the Church porn. You know you can do it.
love
Miss Grove
Keep on namechecking the shoegazers nevetS. You'll rouse all the lurkers over at the 4AD and Creation listeserves... might even get some new Chchru converts outta the deal.
Speaking of 4AD... you should look up old Ian Masters from Pale Saints. He's kickin' around Japan I think putting out weird obscure indie stuff... I think you two would get on famously, and we'd get some damn fine music outta the deal. And someone's gotta get him out from under the influence of Warn' DeFever... I think your just the man
I'm checking out Oophoi, thanks Chris and SK. Good watercolor painting music me thinks...
Cee
x
PS: I just asked the mini magic 8 ball if your blogg, SK, will ever be #1 and it said "No Doubt". So there it is.
ah Orpheus quoting "5 Years" but leaving us in November...
"brainhurt like a wherehouse
and im bustin' up mah brains for the words"
connections made and hopefully sticking
xo
Mary
I always thought the way you talked was neat
And I dream that when you speak, you speak to me
But you're always out of reach
And I can't control my speech
And I'm scared that when we meet I'll want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
You're the only soul inside that makes me shake
And the crazy senseless things you made me take
It would really make my day
If you'd only move away
'Cause I'm scared that if you stay I'll want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
But you're always out of reach
And I can't control my speech
And I'm scared that when we meet
I'm fermenting, can't you see
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
I want to touch you
Touch you, touch you, touch you, touch you, touch you
Thank you, Rob Dickinson for bursting up your brain to give me the words. I'm sorry if you feel used.
1
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what is this phallic obsession
!
And when you get bored of all that, it's time to reach for the Spiritualized.....and the medication.
Although I am onto the Charlie Christian jazz at the moment.
Stay lovely.
drzej
electric rollerskates
yogabootyballet
oh yes, oh heck yes..
and yu hoo hoo
mused me all knight long..
yeah I love the sound of a million one hands clapping
thanks everyone!!
and now for our Grand master of jazzercise caliente...
oh sk, its coming round again..
jokes, smokes and eyepokes
number 1, number 1
you're my number 1
" "
" "
courtesy of rutland corp.
jaime r.................
Erotica rules the rankings. I can see it now, "Always Aroused Kilbey" moving up the charts, leaving "My Bottom Smarts" in the dust.
JJ
Steve, my Ipod shuffled around and just spit up "Darkness and Gardens of Steel" from the Gilt Trip release you recorded with your brother, Russell.
Sounds like theme music for inter-galactic space. Cool!
OK, I'm "officially" on here now.
This Oophoi's for you.
--Chris in SF
How does blog ranking work?
Craft site ranking works like this...
I post a link to a top 100 craft site list that I've joined (I'm given a special code with my ID# to place along with an image on my site) and anytime someone clicks on that link/image that equals a VOTE for me.
Now if I'm on a list that also shows my stats, my rank is still determined by the number of people that have clicked through (gone from my site to theirs), but in addition to rank they show my stats: # of unique visitors, page views etc. My stats don't affect my rank though. These "top site" lists just want my people. "Come visit our page and visit all the other craft sites listed here while your at it," is their inherent advertisement. The more people I bring on over to them (via a link) Up goes my rank!
I've noticed that's how some of your top blog site links work too, SK. Do they all? B/C if they do, we should be clicking the hell out of them! And hey everybody, go ahead and click em, every single one at least once a day and let's see if SK reaches the top.
valete omnes!
:)
SK:
It is so fantastic to hear Unified Field on XM Radio........ Your voice is being bounced off of satellites and beamed into places all over the globe simultaneously.
How sweet is that?
Florian
what xm station ?
Hi Steve,
James here from Santa Barbara. I am still buzzing from the first show of the tour. Thanks again for all the great music. The Church has been a blessing to my soul.
James
Its all in the advertising my friend! If you could link other popular sites to your own i bet you would get some well deserved notoriety. The only reason your not on the top is cause not everyone knows what a fantastic blog maker you are.
Your blog makes me wonder when ill stop sweating in this miserable humid heat here in texas. One day soon perhaps.
Then itll be cool and dry like i love it the most. I hope someone can get a video of the australian shows... id pay to see that.
Allen
-Galveston TX-
John Mark Karr was a distant boy, he lived in a very strange town
Where was he, you may well ask, when JonBenet was found?
I've seen his face on TV screens, his voice upon the wind
I felt his hand on my shoulder
I felt like I had sinned
You haven't been ranting and raving of late.
You need to roast some ill informed dullard to boost your ratings. People love that stuff. Just not me.
I have no real interest in reading poetry about john mark karr. anyone with kids, particularly daughters, would agree I'm sure.
can we keep this sort of shit off here?
'i will never rest'
well not until the 22nd of nov eh?
I'm justa silly ol' mom--from leftcoast suburbia.Forgive me,please,sir--For I wish ta disturb ya. I've a favor ta ask.('tis no small task.)--Others shake their bums ta the beat of the drums. I prefer guitars,cuz I love how they are.I crave that, of the danceable nature.Eastern,Chromium(ya know which one)Tantalized,Romany Caravan & Fraulein.Songs somewhere along those lines.For me, it would be quite sublime. Kind sir ta you & yer mates I do implore. Should ya see fit, ta award me this prize,-I assure ya I'd be 1/2 my present size.Should ya get inna dance mood, I'll busta move (or 2) A 4disc box set oughta do. Tag- -Yerit!!
Hmmmm
you mentioned your pants comin down
and your up by 2 on the blog chart
not sure if that's good or bad!
To all the beautiful people:
I'm heading out to L.A. through Sunday which means no Spanish lesson on Friday,
yeah
I
know
yer
crushed!
Cee
xox
Vot ees thees phallic symbol?
Bah, it ees only a giant willy!!
Celticat
Put it away or I'll flash my Wangeratcha
SK - it's funny you mention thinking Catherine Wheel were better than Radiohead. I never really thought about it but I think I agree with you. I love a lot of the Catherine Wheel stuff because it's so understated and subtle. I love OK Computer and Kid A too but a lot of those is so over the top and obvious and one-dimensional.
It's the one year aniversary of Huricane Katrina. Pray for the people who lost their homes and even their lives on the gulf Coast.
if we all hit refresh 20x maybe the blog will hit #1.
if it works, then nevets will have to answer my belated questions.
the wallpaper misses you in Sellersville.
tokin' jester = best comment ever.
"…somethin' controversial to hitch mah ratings up…"
We just hit a nerve with the "Florian Trout" allusion.
Well, I don't give a fat baby's dick
About how your husband gets his kicks
'Cause he sure ain't no Ben Affleck
His treason, reasonable
And why does it always have to rhyme
What a waste of time
I don't seem to learn my lesson
I dash my hopes, I salt my blessings
I'll admit I hate confessing.
The muses, they all elude me.
me just got back from the beyond, me and me lady just got back from me Cali if you know what me mean, me and me lady picked up four feathered friends and me lady some chocolate for me aches and pains...
Ne iko
just thinking of your words
the sea
the freeze
the ominous breaks
restless
beautiful
I love this place......
a comment for the sake of it. but, then again, something with greater relevance = what is the time again?
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